League of Immortals Induction

Seeing as how it's the early hours of Thursday now, I was thinking this blog needs some kind of heroes list, much like a hall of fame. I'll call it the League of Immortals.

Without further ado...

The first inductee into the League of Immortals has been in the public eye for decades now and is constantly known for some interviews that go a little too far. Recently he interviewed a blond bombshell who proved she is nothing more than that - a shell. The interview sparked lots of tension which just made for even better TV. So please join me in welcoming the first member into the League of Immortals...

David Letterman ... hee hee!










So here's why Letterman's Friday interview with Paris Hilton has him inducted into the League of Immortals (formatted the Letterman way):

10. "Have your friends treated you differently since you've been out of the slammer?"

9. "You know that was horrible. And you know they locked up your friend Nicole..."

8. He helps Paris realize she doesn't want to get scurvy.

7. He chugs Paris Hilton's new fragrance.

6. He makes Paris Hilton sad...

5. ...then he offers to buy her a parakeet.

4. "Tell us now, looking back, looking back on that experience, what have we learned? What can you tell us? What's different about you going forward ... as you look back?"

3. She tells Dave, "I've moved on with my life and I don't want to talk about it anymore." Then Dave quips, "Well this is where you and I are different - because this is ALL I want to talk about."

2. Dave to Paris: "What is it you did? Do you know what you did?"

and the number 1 reason he was inducted based on his interview:

1. Paris gets love from one of the guys in the crowd: "I love you Paris!" Then she looks over and says, "Love you too..." and blows a kiss to the guy. Dave starts smiling and asks, "Somebody you met in prison?"


All hail to the king of late night: David Letterman.