I've drafted the greatest fantasy baseball team ever!

Seriously.

This year I've gone a different route with drafting. I didn't read every magazine I bought just skimmed them. I didn't get horrified when someone I really wanted was picked. I just took it in stride. I no longer named my team the Field Generals (this year would have been Field Generals V) but went with a name I thought was funny (Ponson's Pansones, after new Texas Ranger Sidney Ponson). And most importantly I loaded up on starting pitching. I figured if I did that it'd be easier to fall back on one of my studs than find someone out on the waiver wire. It's easier to do that with position players anyway. My lineup speaks for itself:

IF WE DON'T BEAT YOU, WE EAT YOU!

Ponson's Pansones

Manager: ..Dumpster Brawler

Pos	Edit	Batters	Edit	Opp	Status	H/AB	H	HR	RBI	SB	AVG
C		Russell Martin (LAD - C)	CUtilBN			158/540	158	19	87	21	.293
1B		Adrián González (SD - 1B)	1BIFUtilBN			182/646	182	30	100	0	.282
2B		Brian Roberts (Bal - 2B)	2BIFUtilBN			180/621	180	12	57	50	.290
3B		Ryan Zimmerman (Was - 3B)	3BIFUtilBN			174/653	174	24	91	4	.266
SS		Michael Young (Tex - SS)	SSIFUtilBN			201/639	201	9	94	13	.315
IF		Garrett Atkins (Col - 1B,3B)	1B3BIFUtilBN			182/605	182	25	111	3	.301
IF		Ian Kinsler (Tex - 2B)	2BIFUtilBN			127/483	127	20	61	23	.263
OF		Carlos Beltrán (NYM - OF)	OFUtilBN			153/554	153	33	112	23	.276
OF		Hunter Pence (Hou - OF)	OFUtilBN			147/456	147	17	69	11	.322
OF		Nick Markakis (Bal - OF)	OFUtilBN			191/637	191	23	112	18	.300
OF		Delmon Young (Min - OF)	OFUtilBN			186/645	186	13	93	10	.288
OF		Josh Hamilton (Tex - OF)	OFUtilBN			87/298	87	19	47	3	.292
Util		James Loney (LAD - 1B)	1BIFUtilBN			114/344	114	15	67	0	.331
BN		Geovany Soto (ChC - C)	CUtilBN			21/54	21	3	8	0	.389
BN		Jacoby Ellsbury (Bos - OF)	OFUtilBN			41/116	41	3	18	9	.353

						Pitching
Pos	Edit	Pitchers	Edit	Opp	Status	IP	W	SV	K	ERA	WHIP
SP		Johan Santana (NYM - SP)	SPPBN			219.0	15	0	235	3.33	1.07
SP		Jake Peavy (SD - SP)	SPPBN			223.1	19	0	240	2.54	1.06
SP		Erik Bedard (Sea - SP)	SPPBN			182.0	13	0	221	3.16	1.09
SP		Brandon Webb (Ari - SP)	SPPBN			236.1	18	0	194	3.01	1.19
SP		Cole Hamels (Phi - SP)	SPPBN			183.1	15	0	177	3.39	1.12
RP		Takashi Saito (LAD - RP)	RPPBN			64.1	2	39	78	1.40	0.72
P		Joba Chamberlain (NYY - RP)	RPPBN			24.0	2	1	34	0.38	0.75
P		Rafael Soriano (Atl - RP)	RPPBN			72.0	3	9	70	3.00	0.86
BN		Adam Wainwright (StL - SP)	SPPBN			202.0	14	0	136	3.70	1.40
BN		Tom Gorzelanny (Pit - SP)	SPPBN			201.2	14	0	135	3.88	1.40

We are Ponson's Pansones.

"If we don't beat you, we EAT YOU!"